What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stair I don't know? A:Because he wasn't careful

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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gay marriage.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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