Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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