What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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