How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

Wade's the father

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What is 8 times 4? 32

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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