- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I never asked for this.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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