- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

liam buchan is gay !

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

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