- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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