what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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I saw a poor man named rich

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Anti Joke

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