What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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