- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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