- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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