Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Barack Obama

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Hashtag

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Anti Joke

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