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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

What is the difference between a duck?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

What's 4+7 47

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato