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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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