- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

I never asked for this.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

How old is victor? Old

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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