Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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A rabbi and a jew walk into a bar and had lot's of crazy anal sex ... then asked god for forgiveness. the end

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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So a female ant walks into a bar... and someone steps on it.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. It is ignorant and offensive to judge the world of cardinal numbers, where protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary, by the standards of human societies.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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