Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Johan showering. . . AWK

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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