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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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1 Jew XD

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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*knock knock* Who's there? *Gorilla* Gorilla who? *Gorillas don't hoot, owls hoot*

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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.....Carrot Top....

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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