- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Womens rights.

conrad profit

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Spell: “This word”

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

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