dislike this...please.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

yo mama's so fat!!!

why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

who is awesome? no one...

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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