- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What is long and black The unemployment line

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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