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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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