Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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whats purple and savage? Barney!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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