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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Dylan is a person

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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