What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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