- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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