Comedy.

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A man enters a bar. Two minutes later, a woman leaves a bar. What happened? A man entered a bar and a woman left. What's there to explain?

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

Matt is not funny.

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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