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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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