A baby seal walks into a club...

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

Your mother is a man.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

The game!

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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