- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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