- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

what time is it? 3:16

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Womens rights.

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Men's Sports

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely ask him to come down

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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