Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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what do you watch ? a tv

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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Who is a knob? ross d

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What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Not Steve Jobs

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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