How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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