Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Nicolas Cage's acting.

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

wanna hear a joke? not really

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What is yellow and has thick, shiny fur? A banana. I lied about the fur.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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