A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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