John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

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