You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Girls Basketball.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

1 Jew XD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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