1 Jew XD

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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how do you make a baby cry kick it off a cliff

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Anti Joke

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