A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Want to hear a good joke? The NBA.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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GONNA

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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