Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Parents: What do you want for your birthday? Boy: A yellow ping pong ball. 7th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball 13th birthday P: What would you like for you birthday son? B:A yellow ping pong ball. P:Hmm, fine. 17th birthday P: What would you like for your birthday son? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: That's is I'm getting you a car! Day before 18th the boy drives into a bridge. He lies in his hospital bed and his parents are there. P: What would you like for you birthday tomorrow? B: A yellow ping pong ball. P: Fine. Why do you want these ping pong balls anyway? B: Because. And then he died.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Black people

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

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save water shower with friends

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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