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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

How much did the Holla Cost?

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Jews

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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