- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

You smell like shit

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

women outside of the kitchen

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

19th amendment

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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