What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Snausages.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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