- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

So in Jimmy's school if u are misbehaving u are asked to get out of the room. Jimmy was in science, and he was throwing paper a bunch. Then his science teacher says, "Jimmy, do u wanna go out?" Jimmy replies "No thanks, I'm 14 and i have a girlfriend." That's how Jimmy got detention.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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