- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What's the difference between a duck?

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

my namew is jd

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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