- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a bleeding Mexican in your front yard? Quickly respond to the accident and supply the wounded victim with first aid.

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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