What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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my namew is jd

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Ching Chong Chinaman is sitting on a wall. People make fun of his name because it is so unusual.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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