- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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