- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

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Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

An Asian walks out of the library.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

A horse cantered into a bar.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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