- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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