The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

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Wats a joke?

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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My name is Harry.

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What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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A man walks up to a gay guy and says "you are socially accepted"

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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