What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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AVB

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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