Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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Reed is poopin

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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What do you call nacho cheese? Stolen.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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The Pope

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

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Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

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tobi is so gay that he is the mayor of sanfrancisco

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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I'm a like whore

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mark is mark

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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