a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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Hi? No!!!!!

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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You have cancer

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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up your butt with a cocunut up butt cocunut

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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