A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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