Women's rights

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Bake until golden at 375

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship?

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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