Joay impistato is a fig

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Cancer.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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