- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

A: B: No pun intended.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Penis penis poop butt

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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