You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Iggy Azalea

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

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Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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anti jokes

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Gays

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Anti Joke

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