Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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