- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

why do you care?

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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