- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Twenty-Four

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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