What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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why was the black woman forced to sit in the back of the bus? all the other seats were taken.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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