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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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