Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

So a man enters a local paper's pun contest. He enters ten puns in hopes that one of them would win. But unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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