a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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