Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Anti Joke

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