Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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