Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

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GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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What are little Timmy's hopes and dreams? Destroyed.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

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Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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