Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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The cow went moo

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Anti-joke.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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you know whats weird about italians? their italian

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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