- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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