- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

THE GAME

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Two drums and a cymbol fall off a cliff... ba bum BUM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it used to be ba dum ching but im so funny that i changed it to ba dum bum. credit to Alex H

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Stephen Walking.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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