How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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women's rights

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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