There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Chicken

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, he also had no parents.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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