- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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