two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Snausages.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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save water shower with friends

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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