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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

what did one tree say to the other? move over

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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