so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What did I do last night?work

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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whats worse than forgetting to buy cinnamon toast crunch at the grocery store? Getting beat to death with a gallon of rotten milk...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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How old is victor? Old

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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I Have a Black Friend

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Anti Joke

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