How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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obama's promises

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Your mother is a man.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Q. What's worse than 400 babies going down the road at 80 miles per hours in a garbage truck? A. The same babies being dumped into a trash compactor

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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