What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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