- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What's the difference between a duck?

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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