what do you do if you see an asian trip on a step? help him/her up and ask if their alright.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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