Gay's rights

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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A duck sits down at a bar and orders a drink. After he finishes, he gets up to leave, when the bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but you didn't pay for your drink." The duck turned around and said, "I'm sorry, I forgot." So he paid the bartender for the drink and left him a nice tip, and left the bar in a good mood.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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all these jokes suck ass

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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womens rights

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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