- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

^that joke a piece of shit

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Knock knock, Come in...

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

Wade

Girls

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

penis

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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