Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Yes.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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