What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Michael Brown

Jason Connor.

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Comedy.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

my namew is jd

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

An asian without a future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

where are you?

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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