What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

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A women president

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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how now brown cow. WTF.

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What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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