Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

KKK

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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