Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Anti Joke

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