Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Stop being a centipede

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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