I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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Not Steve Jobs

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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