Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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