- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Ted Haggard.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

Stop being a centipede

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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