Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H2O." The second one then says "I'll have some H2O too." Both chemists live as no bartender is irresponsible enough to serve liquid hydrogen peroxide in a public bar.

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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here is Stevie Wonder's poem: sjkgfhdujduehfheuefeufhhf uefuefg eufbejfbefehfehutuge' wiohl;wreohqweiothurelwueths sjtghekltrhlsdifhlziurhlsiurhtwoli

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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your mammas so poor she is probably going die in a few days of starvation

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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