- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

So a seal walks into a club..

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

knock, knock! who`s there? it`s me ! who me? yes!

You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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