Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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a ginger has a soul

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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IU football

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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