What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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This is an anti-joke.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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How do you get a dog off of your roof? Shoot it.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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