- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Chicken penis.

Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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