What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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lol

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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Pickles

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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^that joke a piece of shit

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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