Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Knock, Knock. Come In.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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