Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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