- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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