Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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