What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Women's sports.

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What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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