- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

What did the man with cancer do? Die

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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