- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

Women have the right to vote.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

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