what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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