You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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Hey, Max!!

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

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Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

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Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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