- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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