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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Your mums a penis joke.

a man walked into a bar ouch

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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