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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

poop is very very yummy.

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

A Jew walks into a Furness

Girls Basketball.

Poop

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

Who's there? Knock Knock.

Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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