Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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whats a dick a dick

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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