- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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