maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

where wally? wallys a myth.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

A man see's a bird and tries to get its attention by whistling at it, much like if it were a dog. The mans whistle fails to get the birds attention because birds have wings and dogs do not.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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