If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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