- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

milly, milly, milly, cat

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

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