- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a crush on my dad.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

Why did the man laugh when he saw someone using a shake weight? He remembered Dane Cook's stand up preformance from the night before.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

SINCE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY READING THIS, IT WILL GET THE MOST LIKES!!!!!

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

Two boys were walking down a building which was under construction. Suddenly a brick hits the 1 one in the head while the 2 guys aunt was in America.

Womens rights

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

Never bring a knife to a sword fight Bring A GIANT FREAKING HIPPOPOTAMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

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