Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

A drunk is pissing on the plaza and the cop stands next to him and says, very nice. The drunk says, that's what she said. : )

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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