Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Robin, get in the batmobile.

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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