- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

rebecca is a hard worker

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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