- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

What is White over Black? Society.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

A straight guy, a straight girl and a bisexual guy walk into a bar. The bisexual guy is twice as likely to find a partner from a purely statistical point of view.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what do you watch ? a tv

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

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