Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

I never asked for this.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

vbh

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

What the difference between a alien and you nothing

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the Batman say to the Joker? "I am the Batman."

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

shea kisses a girl

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

pickle juice?

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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