- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

What'd the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish, remember?

Their, they're, there You're, your

What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

What is White over Black? Society.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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