why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

I never asked for this.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

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what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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